If your looking for Halloween party entertainment ideas, why not have your kids rehearse these jokes/riddles to tell at the party?! Nothing is cuter than a 2 year old telling Halloween jokes.

Riddles:

Q. Why doesn’t a witch wear a flat hat?
A. Because there’s no point in it!

Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!

Q. Why don’t you eat ghosts?
A. They’ll go right through you.

Q. What games do bats like to play on Halloween?
A. Anything with a ball.

Q. What do you read on Halloween?
A. BOO-ks

Q. Why can’t Dracula play baseball?
A. He lost his bat.

Knock Knock Jokes:

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Halloween.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
No, no, don’t cry! I was just kidding.

Jokes:

Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You’re lemonade!

Patty came up to a boy with a sheet over his head on Halloween and asked, “Are you a ghost?” The boy replied, “No, of course not! I’m an unmade bed!”

Find more jokes at: http://www.squiglysplayhouse.com/JokesAndRiddles/halloween.html